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My Unaesthetic Life!

This is where I'll post stuff that I write.

If you dislike or are offended by anything on here, then it's not meant for you. This is all self-indulgent and most of it deals with adult themes or at the very least is written for adults, by adults (my husband and I write together). If you're a minor, don't interact. Most, if not all of our writing includes sexual scenes and pervy characters because we enjoy writing it. If that makes you uncomfortable don't read it. I will do my best to include content warnings with each one and update them as chapters come out, but please remember I do this as a hobby and therefore may make mistakes. Please be patient. Thank you!

Hedgewitch Your Bets, Chapter 1

  • Summary: Cassie and Conrad are witches attending the Neamora School of Witchcraft and Magic. Cassie is an exhausted, lonely but endlessly postive witch running her late grandmother's magic and herbalist shop in Salem, Massachusetts while trying to pass night classes and being judged by her feline familiar, Harvey. Conrad is a studious and anxious young man who excells at magical artiface while suffering at any attempts at a social life. They are thrust together by a pair of well meaning but mischevious twins Lawson and Dawson and the infamous Mage's Wager made between the three boys. What they don't realize is that when you decide to weave new possibilities with the strands of fate, you can sometimes create something no one could plan for. What can these opposites learn from each other? What magic will spark in their meeting? Will that magic ignite much more than passion? Perhaps leading them into lives and consequences that they could have never have foreseen, no matter how many forms of divination they turn to?
  • Genre: Magical realism, cozy romance
  • Tags: Pansexual characters in heterosexual relationship, potential polyamoury, starts wholesome but gets dirty, college aged MCs, twins who are little shits, talking cat, lots of plants, witches/witchcraft, magic academy, potion making, spells, ghosts
  • Content warnings: Sex and sexual situations, open door and explicit, sex magic, discussions about family member death, twins playing at twincest (but not really meaning it)
  • Vibes: Also absolutely any of the witchy art by Simzart.